when you accidentally befriend someone annoying and you can’t get out of the friendship
So I saw this cute girl going down the street with an amazing ass. I was all “DAMN GIRL, YOU GOT AN AMAZING ASS.” She was like “thanks, there’s a sale across the block, I got him there.” Now I have a pet donkey too, he was five bucks and his name is Leopold. And he hates thunderstorms.
by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime